flavorText: "It seems someone forgot to read the fine print."
name: Geth, Thane of Contracts
printings: ONE, PONE
text: Other creatures you control get -1/-1.\n{1}{B}{B}, {T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains "If this creature would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." Activate only as a sorcery.
type: Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Zombie