flavorText: Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.
name: Fat Ass
originalText: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
printings: UNH
text: Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)