flavorText: If you're lucky, you'll walk out with just your ego singed.
name: Witty Roastmaster
originalText: Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.
printings: SNC
text: Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.