flavorText: "Nothing to see here. Just carrying a carpet. Yes, the carpet wears boots. Stop asking questions."
name: Crooked Custodian
originalText: Changeling (This card is every creature type.)
  Create an X/X colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling and deathtouch, where X is the number of land cards in your graveyard.
  Retrace (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a land card in addition to paying its other costs.)
printings: J25, PLST, SNC
text: This creature enters tapped.
type: Creature — Ogre Rogue