flavorText: Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .
name: Rod of Spanking
originalText: {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
printings: UNH
text: {2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
type: Artifact