flavorText: "Freelance reporting pays even worse than tutoring, but the satisfaction of uncovering the truth makes it all worth it! Also the free ringside tickets to cover intergalactic wrestling don't suck."
name: April, Reporter of the Weird
printings: TMT
text: Whenever April deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards, then discard a card.
type: Legendary Creature — Human Detective