flavorText: "'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
name: Jetpack Janitor
originalText: Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.
printings: UNF
text: Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)
type: Creature — Human Employee