flavorText: "Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed."\n—Astrotorium public address system
name: Slight Malfunction
printings: UNF
text: Choose one —\n• Destroy target artifact.\n• Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
type: Sorcery