flavorText: "Attention, valued patrons. The Tilt-o-Squirrel is now closed."
  —Astrotorium public address system
name: Slight Malfunction
printings: UNF
text: Choose one —
  • Destroy target artifact.
  • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.
type: Sorcery