flavorText: Ever the warrior, Glissa responded with a "wedgie from beyond Uranus."
name: Wet Willie of the Damned
originalText: Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2{1/2} damage to target creature or player and you gain 2{1/2} life.
printings: UNH
text: Wet Willie of the Damned deals 2½ damage to any target and you gain 2½ life.
type: Sorcery