flavorText: "Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."
name: Deranged Assistant
originalText: {T}, Put the top card of your library into your graveyard: Add {C}.
printings: 2X2, CMM, CMR, INR, ISD, UMA
text: {T}, Mill a card: Add {C}. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)
type: Creature — Human Wizard